matsu: so today, we will be talking about ninja club!!
hina: shhhh! you're being too loud... you are already disqualified as a ninja! what if the enemy finds where you are!?
matsu: o-oh, so we're doing it like a ninja already? then, can i ask you to do the title call but in ninja way?
hina: (in a VERY small voice) "sakurazaka talk about: ninja club"
matsu: so small... i guess this is how it should be if we want to be stealthy, huh! then from here on we will be speaking normally, or else nothing could be heard, but this is a club that is created out of inaguma hina's love for ninja. wasn't the other day there was... "ninja hinamaru"? you got a certification?
hina: that's right, in sakurazaka channel (YT), i was able to go to the certification place and undergo the test. i am officially a ninja now
ma: w-whoa! you're my master, then! then i suppose you are pretty much this club's leader, hinamaru. then in order to find new members, let's hear this out: hinamaru's top three things that is attractive about ninja. tell us about it!
hina: leave it to me! i will turn everyone who listens, and matsuri-san as well, into a fan of ninja!
hina: first is, they have so many tools! not just shuriken!
ma: right! they are mostly known for shuriken and the smoke bombs. but in truth, it's not just that! they also use general items such as wood stick for combat! their creativity in using items is what make ninja so cool, and a part of their charm! ninja also do things that are spy agent-like, they mix in with the general crowd. since they'll get found out easily if they bring shuriken and such, they bring something like a machete instead and camouflaged as someone of ordinary profession. isn't that so cool!
ma: wow! i thought they are only... dressed like that and stay in the shadow. so they also hide themselves and walk around the town?
hina: yeah!
hina: second is... "they did this too!?", ninja and the many things that they can do!
matsu: really? my image of them is that they are someone who quietly strikes enemy or steal something off them.
hina: right. they do those too, but in general what they do is spy work. such as reconnaissance, sometimes they pretend to get caught so they can feed false information and confuse the enemy... even when they'll get killed in the end. so yeah, they really put their life on the line for the mission, and willing to do anything for it.
ma: eh... isn't that too crazy? such important duties... does ninja ever work under somebody? like, do they have any master?
hina: yes, they get hired. but some of them also offered their service to the enemy and worked as double agent.
ma: oh no! watch out, lord! he wouldn't expect anything! then that means that you need to be smart to be a ninja!
hina: that's right. you need to lie
ma: like, it would be impossible for me to intentionally let myself get caught in order to feed false information. like... what information should i even share to begin with? and it's a suicide mission too... no way! i'd freak out! i can't do that, no way my brain will work! but i'm sure that they must have been calm about it.
hina: yeah, and that is what makes them so cool. it's so exciting to think about all the spy work they used to do.
hina: third is... they don't show off or trying to show their achievements! they keep to themselves!
ma: so cool! so that means they don't talk about what they did at all?
hina: nope
ma: what! i'm sure they must have done things that are worth showing off
hina: right, difficult things that they managed to do... yet they kept quiet about the things they do. they took it to their graves
ma: even though those were things that they do with their lives on the line... they chose not to talk about it
hina: yeah. i think that's really cool. but if i have to do something like that now, i wouldn't be able to, i want to show off about it!
ma: right, after all you worked so hard to do those things! i'm sure that it'll be hard to resist not showing off. even though that would be something that we'd do, ofc we came from different profession than those ninjas, we are idols!
hina: the result of our hard work!
ma: then following this...
hina: "introducing! three ninjutsu that hinamaru would like to try!" they can use them! in animation and such they can do a lot of wonderous stuff, but those are fictional, the real ninjutsu are things that we can do as well through hard work! so please allow me to announce three that i would like to try doing!
hina: in third is: shadow clone justsu! i'd like to cooperate with the members and create 33 clones!
hina: second is: transformation justsu! i'd like to dress up as someone else and try to fish out information!
hina: first is: water style jutsu! i'd like to use it when visiting the beach!
matsuri: you said that these jutsu are possible to do irl, but is that true?
hina: yeah! it does seem impossible, but even you will be able to do it, matsuri-san!
matsu: no way! then, can you explain one by one?
hina: for shadow clone jutsu, they are known for making a clone of yourself appear and then fight together with it. but in truth, it's a technique to make it seem like there are more than one person with the use of shadow or cooperation of other people to confuse the enemy. sakurazaka has 31 members, so with everyone's cooperation, we can make it seem as though there are 31 of me!
matsu: lol right, that does seem possible to do. we can also use angling and lighting tricks
hina: as for transformation jutsu, in fictional stories it would allow the user to instantly transform into someone else or even different animals. but the real one uses disguise technique, like spy would. they will dress as someone else to infiltrate the enemy and collect information. the reason i want to do this... is because i want to change my vibe, and collect information without anyone else knowing who i am, like a spy would
matsuri: speaking of which, what kind of dress up?
hina: as a spy... like wearing suits? and then entering an office that i have no relation with...
matsu: scary. and then pretend to join meeting and such?
hina: yeah
matsu: right, that seems possible to do. then let us both wear suits, infiltrate a meeting and make presentation about sakurazaka
hina: they'll kick us out
matsu: they will fr
hina: then lastly, water style jutsu. in anime of such, this jutsu would allow the user to generate water with their hands and such. but in truth, it's one where the user hides underwater, or throwing stone on water to misled the enemy. this is something that i have been using in this summer as well, actually. when i went to the beach with my friend, we ended up splashing water on each other, and i think of it as a water style jutsu where i obstruct her sight
matsu: so without our knowing, it is a jutsu that we have been doing?
hina: yes
matsu: wow!
hina: it's something that i can do right now as well
matsu: throwing the water inside the bottle at my face? lol
hina: and yell "water style jutsu!"
matsu: lol i might let you do this
hina: while we are still in the topic lol
matsu: but right, this means it is something that people can do when they are at the beach of pool! these jutsu are surprisingly very ordinary!
hina: how is it? are you interested on ninja?
matsu: i do! i feel kind of interested in doing ninjutsu now
hina: yay!
matsu: ah, that was cute
hina: then, would you be interested in join hinamaru's ninja club...?
matsu: if you're fine with having me... then i'll join!
hina: yay! rinamaru!
matsuri: rinamaru have joined in!
at the end, hinamaru gives a challenge to the listeners, in which hinamaru and rinamaru will try to ninja-speak (speak in quiet manner to stay hidden) and you'll try to hear what they say! if you can hear them, then you are well suited to be a ninja, and please consider applying for hinamaru's ninja club!
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